Why do they all pick on Freshie? 'Cause he's a nut, nothing but, squirrels hang around him.
Why do they all pick on Freshie? At every meal, he's a course; he's just the apple sauce.
They haze him; they daze him, No matter what they do, it doesn't phase him.
So here's why they all call him Freshie-- Because he ain't, what he is; and isn't what he was.
- Carmina Universitatis Novi Brunsvici. Fredericton, NB: University of New Brunswick, 1926.
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