The Profs' Song (1926)

Lyrics:

Where oh where is C2 Davy (Ter) Way down below, He went down on a parallelepiped (Ter) Way down below.

Where oh where is Classic Tingibus Way down below. He went down on a Periphrastic Way down below.

Where oh where is Chubby Tubby, Way down below. He went down on a Syllogism, Way down below.

Where oh where is Dinky Coxy, Way down below. He went down on a Epiglottis, Way down below.

Where oh where is Woodbine Harvey Way down below. He went down on a Yale edition, Way down below.

Where oh where is Static Foster, Way down below. He went down on a thousand Amperes, Way down below.

Where oh where is Woodland Horta, Way down below. He went down on a green oak sapling, Way down below.

Where oh where is Adam Cameron, Way up above. He went up on a cowstick soda, Way up above.

Where oh where is Blinky Stevens, Way up above. He went up on a busted biler, Way up above.

Where oh where is Freddie Boone, Way down below. He went down on a flying broomstick, Way down below.

Where oh where is poor old Buttercup, Way down below. He went down on the last semester, Way down below.

By and by we'll go up to meet them, Way up above. We'll go up on our reputation. Way up above.

Note(s): Earlier versions of this song can be found from 1912 and 1921.

Source(s):

Carmina Universitatis Novi Brunsvici. Fredericton, NB: University of New Brunswick, 1926.

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